Why Am I Reading This Blog?

One of the most important questions ever asked in the history of kind men (Is this the same with mankind?). People have gone crazy trying to fathom the depths of the question, the people who survived after trying to formulate answers are still frothing saliva in big bubbles. Yes... why am I reading this blog? This query goes with the questions: What is the meaning of life? What makes man truly human? Babae ka ba talaga? Lalake ba talaga ako, then why does it feel good when ...uhm... I'll leave the rest to your imagination. But if you are thinking what I'm thinking, you're perverted.

I actually do not know, if people really are reading this blog. Friends I meet say: nakakatuwa blog mo ron, parang totoong buhay. But I just put in a hit counter (for non-technical persons who might be reading this blog like the mang chong, iyong kapitbahay namin na hardiner/gardenero, ung hit counter supposedly counts the number of times the page has been fetched or read online), and the god damned hit counter always reads 2! Dalawa lang ba talaga nagbabasa nito? Kung ako iyong isa, sino ka then? Magpakilala ka!

*Update Nov25: I installed a new counter which seems to be working. Now, it reads zero. Ha!*

Since I am assured that at least another person is reading this blog, I would like to hand out a reward to the other reader of this blog, imaginary or otherwise.

Ever heard of gmail? Google's foray into email hosting. if I did this html page right, here is the link. To summarize, gmail is a free web based email (pop access is also possible, to nontechies out there, go shoot yourself) with 1000mb or 1 Gb of space. According to google, this space will be enough for all you email messages for ...uhm... some time before you'll ever need to delete a message. For detailed information, do me a favor and go click on the link and read.

Well as of now, the people who can avail of the service can only do so if invited by someone who already has one. And I do have one and I am privileged enough to invite some people. I was thinking of inviting people who has done me favors (sexual or otherwise), but I also wanted to also invite females. So invites are up for grabs for people who alloted some time to ponder upon the question: Why am I reading this blog?

I know this is a desperate and pathetic way of forcing people to comment and *gasp* reveal themselves as reader of this *P078@!* blog. Well, you decide. Is the 1gig email space and advanced features worth the humiliation and loss of self-respect and lifetime of isolation? You be the judge. And I'm not kidding really, gmail invites up for grabs to most creative comment. Don't post your email address though, just leave a guessable pseudonym. And I'll blog the *winners* for more humiliation. I hope this is legal. Tata!

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